Who would it be?

imported
#21

Of course he has a sense of humour, Jerry Springer exists.

Ross

#22

“Also JC doesn’t perform miracles on demand” I disagree. With the wonders of modern technology, you can hear JC perform “Ring of Fire” 6 months after his death. Truly a miracle from the man in black.

Kevin L

#23

Yes, Wolf–Christ does have a sense of humor:

–He called a man with a speech impedement to lead 1 Million + Israelites out of Egyptian bondage
–He used David, a man of very small stature, to defeat Goliath the giant. He tried to use his brothers armor, but it was so big he got lost in it and took it off and wore none.
–He used a physically-challenged Roman man who was a murderer of Christians to spread the Gospel of Jesus Christ
–He was born in a manger to a poor people when everybody expected Him to come on a white horse with a league of Angels with Him

He is funny indeed.

The funniest thing he did: wrapped Himself in flesh for the sole purpose of allowing Himself to die the most painful death possible so that YOU could have eternal life. ha ha.

Kyle

Kyle & Lisa

#24

I’m a Buddhist. He did nothing for me.

Wolf

#25

My husband, of course. He’s the only one wired to me that would know when to cheer me up and when to slow down. :oh

Wold Cookie

#26

Sorry, got my own name wrong!

Wolf Cookie

#27

If someone gives you a gift, he did something for you, whether or not you choose to accept the gift. The gift exists and is still waiting…

think about it

#28

Wolf
If you are a Buddhist, and do not believe in Christ, then why refer to Him as if He still exists “with a sense of humor”? In fact, all non-believers I have ever spoken with refer to Him in the present tense; Rather ironic, don’t you think that one being has such a presence, even to non-believers? Think about it!

And yes, He DID do something for you. You will find this out someday, either in a glorious way, or sadly in a very painful eternally negative way. YOU CHOOSE!!

RxR

#29

Thats why I hike solo. Nothing but me my thoughts and creation all around. He’s there too :slight_smile: Always is…

Thinair

#30

last time i looked almost all the things you guys are fighting over are true. he could catch fish, he walked a bunch, and had a whole buncha guys who you wouldn’t normally be caught dead with who turned out to be great people. He was known as a drunkard by the locals. Even his mom could get him to do things, even when he didn’t feel right about it. Mom’s are like that. Made the best wine. Sounds like a great big thru hike to me.

maintain, email me bud, if ya could.

Burn

#31

I’d hike with my oldest son but he was killed in a car accident just after his 19th birthday. I did have the pleasure of hiking the AT with my other 2 sons…they were speechless and we made AT hikers for life out of those 2.

Doc Holiday

#32

you people are takin Wolf way too seriously! Obviously we got some newbies! :slight_smile:

A-Train

#33

…and this is not A-typical of his tateless humor, either.

Sorry to stray, Maintain–If I could I would take along with me a Jeff Foxworthy, My Pastor, and the author of Adventure Capitalist (Bill Rogers?)

Kyle & Lisa

#34

Whether you call it deep prayer, enlightenment, or some scientific term like “flow”, a quiet mind can help one of any or no faith see constant miracles all around. Bread, fish, and wine are but anagolies for the natural presence around us. Hiking gets me there. Jesus did some big miles in sandals, by the way.

Tha Wookie

#35

If you don’t walk with the Lord, you walk with Satan! You want to white blaze to heaven, better hire Jesus as your sherpa.

Otherwise, you red blaze a path straight to HELL!!!

Repent sinners, repent now. Hell is not a nice place.

Repent unbeleivers, REPENT NOW!!!

One Way

#36

I before E, except after C, pal

pigpen

#37

Hmm, last time I followed red blazes, it led to an awesome cookout (Thanks Jester and crew!!!) Time to find the flame retartdant underwear I guess (mostly for participating in a religous discussion, which IMHO shouldn’t be here.) I’d hike with Bill Bryson myself. Have fun!

Skittles

#38

It would have to be Katz again, and this time I’d leave the stove at home and bring the Little Debbies.

Bill

#39

So, can he speak Yiddish?

am here

#40

“mostly for participating in a religous discussion, which IMHO shouldn’t be here”

Ditto. And someone owes me a cookie for staying out of it. :tongue

Ardsgaine