That was only a typo. My sister currently has a very serious boyfriend.
Victoria
Awesome Things Wives Do
system
#22
I just got home from a nice week of hiking, walked in and sat down in my favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to Julia, “Quick, bring me a beer before it starts”
She looked a little puzzled, but brought me a cold one…
When I finished it, I said, “Quick, bring me another beer. It’s gonna start.” This time Julia looked a little angry, but brought me a beer.
When it was gone, I said, “Quick, another beer before it starts.”
“That’s it!” Julia blows her top, “You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your lazy ass down, don’t even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don’t you realize that I work all day then cook and clean and wash and iron for you?”
I sighed. “Oh sh!t, it’s started.”
skeemer
system
#23
Friendship between Women:
Julia didn’t come home one night. The next day she told me
that she had slept over at a friend’s house. I called her 10 best friends.
None of them knew a thing about it.
Friendship between Men:
I didn’t come home one night. The next day I told Julia that I had slept over at a friend’s house. Julia called my 10 best friends.
Eight of them confirmed that I had slept over, and two
even claimed that I was still there.
Skeemer
system
#24
I’m so loving and patient. It actually brings a tear to my eye.
For all the hikers out there and their patient loving wives…
Julia and I walked into a dentist’s office. I said to the dentist, "Doctor, I’m in one hell of a big hurry! I have two buddies waiting outside for me to hit the trail with them so forget about the aesthetic.
“let’s just pull the tooth and be done with it, I don’t have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!”
The dentist thought to himself, “My goodness, this sure is a very brave man, asking me to pull his tooth without using anything to kill the pain.”
So the dentist asked him, “Which tooth is it, sir?”
I turned to Julia and said, “Open your mouth, Honey, and show the dentist.”
skeemer