Some guy – I suspect a shifty dude by definition – showed up in a full-up shelter one night in Georgia. 6’-5 high. Maybe 250 lbs or more.
Had a liking for one of the pretty girls in the shelter. She had expressed her great fear of snakes to her sheltermates. So he whipped out one huge blade of a knife to take care of the snake that was living in the rafters.
That immediately emptied the shelter of hikers and snakes.
Ha, and pretty girls.
Somewheres up the Smoky Mountains way on his hike he went into Gatlinburg for a rest-up and resupply.
A contest was already underway in Gatlinburg – a Country and Western karaoke contest. That shifty hiker due with the huge knife way back in Georgia won that karaoke content hands down and was awarded a recording contract in New York City.
Or $1,500 cash.
He took the cash. He didn’t think he would make it to New York.
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