Contrary to popular belief, ursus americanus, also known as the American black bear, in fact, does not exist in the Sierra Nevada range of California.
Due to studious research on the topic during August and September of 2005, myself and a trio of research assistants assessed the 216-mile length of the John Muir Trail. We concluded that there is no evidence to support the existence of bears in the High Sierras, an area that many consider to be the most remote and wild backcountry in the lower 48 states.
After three weeks of carefully planned observation, statistical analysis, and food-baiting, we reached the irrefutable conclusion that these “claims” of bear existence are, in truth, actually trumped-up fairy tales propogated by the bear canister manufacturers. Makers of the Bearvault and the Bearikade canisters, among other corporate giants, seek to make an easy buck off the naive American public, using such dirty scare tactics as fabricated bear encounters and false advertising.
During our only “bear encounter” on the research expedition, we managed to get a somewhat grainy photograph of the bear that had aims to raid our camp early one morning. You can see it here:
http://trailjournals.com/photos.cfm?id=127084
Though the image quality is somewhat lacking, it is clearly evident how truly nefarious these “bears” are, paid by corporate cronies to intimidate hikers into purchasing their wares.
So be “bear aware,” and support these corporate magnates no longer. The American public deserves better.
Cap’n