heres a question to all you hikers, did you ever come across a fellow hiker moving their bows on the trail. one time i did and it kind of ruined my day, im sure if it was a joke or not, but this guy was a real trouble maker. please respond with some of your trail pooper stories.
doober
I was minding my own business when this guy was on the trail drawing math problems in the snow…seriously…whats wroing with that guy!
Trail Blazer
I’ve had that happen once, except the guy was drawing geometrical figures. Geometry is soooooo stupid, it has no use in the real world, at least not like law, they’re better.
JimmyLatronica
I think they should put porta-pods and Port-a-jons on the trail with cottonelle toilet paper. That would be great.
porty pods
Craping in freedom is one of the biggest gifts you get on the trail so enjoy it. Say you where to shit in an alley, after leaving a bar in a big city … its not the same, besides you can get arrested. So enjoy every stool you drop along the trail and remember to bury it. Soon enough your stools will turn to wine, and you’ll enjoy your next hard shit.
easy
One thing I enjoy the most about the trail is digging a hole. But I always do it off the trail. Beside if your regular its only once a day. Now if you have the runs because u wanted to save weight and senT home your filter its not so enjoyable.
Chef
please. i’d rather go outside anyday. if you want a toilet seat don’t bother going into the woods in the first place.
hephzibah
are you saying get rid of toilet seats and toliets altogether. I know toilet paers only a hundred years old, and I shit in my girlfriends house not long ago in the corner … just covered it up with a Rolling Stones magazine and never saw her again. But seriously its takes training to balance proberly, i you fall back you end up risking your back side to the mess. I feel the best way is to tumble down hill away from the shit, should you lose balance, a tree will shirly stop you.
easy