If you......You might be

imported
#1

If you weigh your underwear, you might be a hiker.

If you think a pee bottle is normal, you might be a hiker.

If you know a snot rocket has nothing to do with outer space, you might be a hiker.

If you think Ramen is food, you might be a hiker.

If you shop for food based on maximum calorie content per ounce, you might be a hiker.

If your idea of fun is to walk 20 miles with a 30 pound pack on your back, you might be a hiker.

If you describe a dog as a walking meal, you might be a hiker.

If you work only to save money so you can go walk in the woods, then you might be a hiker.

If Trail Journals is your favorite website, you might be a hiker.

Anybody got any more???

Maintain

#2

If you clean your teeth, dishes, clothes and body all with the same soap, you might be a hiker.

Buckwheat

#3

If you cross dress up to and including your wife’s job bra…and you really don’t care because its all clothing, you might be a hiker.

Bushwhack

#4

If in the course of conversation with a complete stranger you avoid at all costs, short of lieing, the fact that you have thru-hiked to avoid having to answer “all the questions”…

If you have spent more than $5 on bulk Ramen…

If every time you use a sink, faucet, or drinking fountain you think about your filter…

If you know that you can write “General Delivery” and a zipcode on a box and it will get there…

If you’ve spent more on postage to mail something home than it would cost to throw it away and buy it new again…

Officer Taco

#5

If…

You would rather hike than do just about anything.

You see a sunny day and think of where you could be hiking.

You see a cloudy day and think of where you could be hiking.

You see a rainy day and think of where you could be hiking.

Your whole body aches when you think of the next hike.

I’ve got it bad!

She-ra

#6

you have a terminal case of springer fever

you date the years by trips you’ve taken

you look at a threesided wooden shack and think “luxury”

you can eat a Family Sized Calzone

you wonder who will be at trail days

you know a dozen people that have nicknames with the word FOOT involved

the matt

#7

If you weigh your underwear, you might be a hiker.

if you wear underwear you prolly aint a hiker :wink:

FreightTrain

#8

If you’ve ever compared the weight of a credit card with the weight of a Traveler’s Check…

If you can hit a mouse with a hiking pole from inside a sleeping bag in total darkness…

If you know that walking down a mountain hurts more than walking up a mountain…

If you’ve ever had less than 6 toenails at any one time (or mailed the ones that “pop off” home as souveniers)…

If you’ve ever cut your own hair with a Swiss Army knife…

If you can remember when a can of generic soda pop unexpectedly left by a trail angel brought you more joy than a previous marriage…

If you were ever certain you were about to be killed by lightning…

Double Stuff

#9

if everytime you shell out big bucks for something like a car payment or rent you can’t help but think how many miles that would get you down the trail.

if you take a loaded back pack on every road trip even if your going to a buddys wedding one state over.

if you still wear a shirt that says “same shirt, different day”

if everytime you wash you hands at a restroom, you laugh at how you used to do your laundry and take a bath out of one.

if your other car really is a pair of boots.

if when another speaks of vacation at Disney for a week cost $3000.00 and you tell then your vacation cost the same but lasted 6 months and your pictures are waaay better.

if you still eat your meals with a titanium spork (I do).

then you might be a hiker

Karma
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Karma

#10

If your computer’s screensaver and background are all hiking photos… you might be a hiker.

Rainbow