Patagonia sent me their Spring 2005 catalog. The pics are amazing … I was either scratching my head or couldn’t stop laughing. You should see some of the models, it makes you wonder just who the target audience is.
It starts out with this chick climbing a sheer rock wall with just her bare hands, no ropes or any other support except her shorts and top. She’s a looker, allright. Then on the next page we have what would be a nice “beaver” shot except for the short shorts she’s wearing … MMmmmmmm… Then after some nice models wearing bikini bottoms, it moves on to the men’s section. Here’s where the laughter comes in big time.
Starts with this guy tightroping on a pencil thick nylon rope across this 300 yard river like the Marlboro man. But the best shot is the guy with the nice guitar slung around his neck with a strap on p.54, getting directions from the peasant family. … can you say YUPPIE!!! Then a few pages later there’s this guy walking through some little town in Central America with a backpack and Chacos on. Hmmm, wonder if he looks like “American money” and “victim” to the locals. Then it ends with this cute chick on a surfboard in some tropical paradise, and more cute girls enjoying the waters.
Damn, I wanna be a Patagonia type. That’s the life!
Slow Foot