I’m gonna try one of those Acme Holes like in the Road Runner cartoon. REI has them 3/$1…they’re dehydrated too, come in flavors like “Hiker Pot Finger; Left or Right”, “What’s that smell?” and “Dude, are you going to eat that, shuh?”.
Just lick it and flick it, BAMB, instant worm hole. Shower, pizza, beer run, thru hike, what ever.
Squeeks?, bust a move. I raise my Alaskan Amber Clone (home brew)to you while rubbing my right hammi after a grueling 60 feet of hiking walking to the campsite from the car, four times, yesterday. I know, I’m so hard core.
My tarp tent leaks bugs.
Bushwhack