Supported PCT speed record attempt moving at non record pace

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krudmeister.blogspot.com/2011/09/supported-pct-speed-record-attempt.html

Krudmeister

#2

Hiking mortal: “Hi there. How’s your hike going?”

Speed god: “Not so great. I’m currently moving at a non-record pace.”

Hiker #1: “Oh, I’m sorry to hear that.”

Anyone feel free to continue the story, just for grins…

convo

#3

Hiking Mortal:Are your bowls OK? …na na don’t laugh it’s very important.Speed guy:yeah…I guess so,I mean yeah sure.Hiking Mortal:Perhaps your wasting to much time digging to deep a hole for your pooh,that can eat up alot of time ya know?Speed Guy:…NO could’nt be that,I don’t pooh.Hiking Mortal:…“NO ****”

kneepaw

#4

Speed God: I save four minutes every morning thanks to my friends at Pfizer. They hooked me up with a colostomy bag.

Normal hiker: Doesnt that really hurt though, when hiking 48 mile days.

Speed God: The extra four minutes allows me to go an additional .32 miles though, so it’s worth it.

Normal hiker: But why?

Speed God: you just dont get it. :boy

Guino

#5

Mortal Hiker: No… I get it! I get it now.The faster you go the rounder you get right?

Speed guy: Thats right little hiker now your learning.

Mortal hiker: Gosh speed guy you sure are swell,Do you think I could,well would it be alright if I take a peek In your “FOOD BAG”? Mortal hiker walked around the back of the shelter to look in speed guys "FOOD BAG"and thier it was he could not believe his eyes,and after all the smack speed guy had been talking(A…)

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john beene

#6

“Your question shall remain unanswered” bellowed Speed God as he followed after Mortal Hiker, snatching food bag from the jaws of defeat.

“And it’s Speed GOD, not Speed Guy, you miserable fool!”

Away dashed Speed God into the full moon night, but not before calling back to Mortal Hiker with a final taunt.

“The colostomy bag is self-supported!”

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#7

And just like that speed god aka (speed guy)was gone. Little hiker aka mortal hiker would never see speed god again…not unless speed god continued on his “NON -RECORD PACE”.

kneepaw

#8

I see a hiker comic strip in the making!

Of course it’s funny and it’s also a complete mis-characterization! In the real world of long walking there’s usually mutual respect and courtesy. The surly battles are fought instead within our own heads.

fern

#9

I’m sorry to hear about the battles being fought in your head,they have meds for that you know.And stop calling me shirley.

kneepaw