The big bad Burn

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#1

I am confused! Does anyone know if burn is back on the trail. I remember the last night I hung out with him he was heading down to get water and I never saw him again. I heard he went home but now I am seeing registry entries from a guy named burn weeks ahead of me now. If you are out there burn drop me a line.

k-less

#2

I sent you a private email telling you the secret where abouts of the elusive Burn. I’d like to quash the rumours that he was last spotted fishing off of the coast of Guadeloupe, he was also not in a 28ft sea kayak, and was definatley not drinking dark rum. Oh, and he wasn’t smoking either.

Cheers

Cheers

#3

He will probably be along himself to answer this any time now as he frequently posts to this very forum.

Wild Hare

#4

K-less I was thinking about you the other day. I guess when you got to the guiotine, it was odd to never see me.

I got off trail.

I did meet that other Burn guy, but he didn’t have a wild beard like me. He musta been an imposter trying to live off of my legend and lore. If you catch him, tell him to quit using my name. He could be flame or matchstick or ember, I am the one and only Burn.

burn

#5

Burn rocks. His legend lives.

Passed me sitting on a log on top of a mountain. Wanted to hollow out “Hey Jim, how’s the hike coming along”, but I saw he was really enjoying his hike and didn’t want to disturb him. Also I was enjoy my peace and quiet and also sitting on the log after climbing that mountain.

Out on a big island the other day. Caught a really big fish. So big in fact that it sank the island. I tied it to a tree on the island and sure enough, it pulled the tree and island and everything down. Had to swim the 50 miles back to shore in shark infested waters. Beat the heck out of a few of them on my way swimming back in as they were trying to take a bite out of my posterior region.

Keep them brain cells cranking. Use it or lose it.

See you out there. :cheers

Maintain

#6

The real Burn hiked last year…and she was a GIRL!

Yo-YO

#7

We really know he is on a low flying twin engine prop dc-3 doing trail drops up and down the trail, below radar. I heard he was testing the pruity of several trout streams up and down new hampshire.

Bloody Cactus

#8

now my illusions of gradure are completely shattered. I thought I was the only burn. well at least it is good to know that this trail name is cross gendered. lol, and no, that was not me dressed in drag last year, lol.

Burn

#9

I hear that she knew you were going to hike this year and that you were going to use the trail name “Burn”. So she hiked and used it, so she could flatter you prior to your hike.

It is said that “Imiation is the greatest form of flattery”, so you should be honored and were in fact honored that she did this.

The Trail Name Police have struck again. I saw a tree on the trail, and I walked further down the trail and saw another tree, then I looked around and there were trees all over the place. Which got me to wondering about which one of them was the real tree (no camo pun intended). This puzzled me for quite some time, then I thought that perhaps there can be more than one real tree. Must there be only one?

About that fish. Yes, it was a big one. Reminds me of the time I was fishing by some cliffs after dark in a boat with a lantern sitting on the back of the boat. Well I bumped it and overboard it went. Several years later, I went back after dark and looked down and you know that lantern was there on the bottom of the lake still burning away.

Will I blow out my lantern or shorten the size of the fish I caught, you ask? No, a true story is a true story.

Are we having fun or what?

See you out there. :cheers

Maintain

#10

blue jay le fey told me i needed to go hiking because I had lost the battle of my last 2 brain cells, maintain, sounds like you need to join me

maybe i could go fishing instead…hmmmm delimas

burn