I just thought the hiking community, esp. the Class of '05, should know the truth of who is “out there”… in the wilderness…
Pretty scary, no?
Let this be a warning to all long-distance hikers… your reality is about to change…
LiteShoe, maybe… or, maybe not…
Thanks for the warning. You can never be to careful out on the trail. The old saying ‘beware of the wolf in sheep’s clothing’ is still true today. What is the best advice if we do come across them on the trail? :boy
Bilko
Wow, ya know just the other day I read Stumpy giving Hippie a hard time for supposedly being “not bitter or pretty”. Hmmm. Pretty is as pretty does, I guess.
M
That is TWISTED. Hold me, I’m afraid. :tongue
By the way, when are stumpy and hippie going to post some PICTURES?
Tyger
Man, we really have to watch out Me’lady, how did those photos get on the internet?? Now, shes not the fairest in the land, but one takes what one gets. 
Sir Locks
I saw him wearing pink underwear on the JMT hike…
His obsession with LWOP’s lady’s panties…
Asking me to bring my cologne along on the JMT…
Talking danty in the hot tub when we were naked…
Riding side saddle on the trail ride…
Packing a two man tent and saying, “Don’t bother putting your’s up…you can stay in mine.”
But as Seinfeld used to say, “Not that there’s any thing wrong with that…”
Skeemer
Now I understand his obsession with the color pink. Never ever listen to this guy when he says to meet him at the next road crossing for some “real trail magic”.
Chief
after something like that I guess stumpy proposed…well proposed something anyways…hehehe
burn
When ol’ Stumpy makes it this far north on the Fla. Trail, I
was ready to share what’s in my refrigerator. But now it looks like I may be asked to share what’s in my closet? Yikes, I don’t have a THING in pink!
eArThworm
WOW! Stumpknocker…will you be wearing this long, flowing little number during the TRAIL DAYS 2005 parade???
hehehehehehehe:D
“Jaybird”
That looks like a Stumpknocker impersonator. 1; Just look at the feet…his feet are much bigger than that!! 2: From the looks of the fascial hair, I would guess it was Jan Liteshoe. She’s been known to cause mischief every now and then. 3: There’s no Yuengling or fried chicken in the picture. 4; There’s no beach in the background. 5; There’s no backpack…Ol’ Stumpknocker almost always carries a backpack. :-)) 6; There’s no smiley faces on the toe nails. Note to Jaybird…Nope, can’t wear it at Trail Days ‘05…I returned it after I was done with it. Note to M; Thanks for the kind words!! Note to Tyger; I posted some pictures of the Florida Trail 2 days ago. Note to Sir Locks; When you go to a bar drinking, don’t wait until closing time to pick up a girl. Note to Bilco; Bring fried chicken and Yuengling Lager. Note to Skeemer; Did your wife find all those Call Girl cards I left in your motorhome from Las Vegas?? Not that there’s anything wrong with that!!! Note to Chief; I learned from the best Ol’ Buddy!!
Note to Burn; The word proposed is not in Stumpy’s vocabulary right now. You should remember that from the motel in Hiawassi.:pimp Note to eArThworm; That’s very, very dissappointing. And to think, I was really looking forward to visiting you!!..but, there’s still time to go shopping. Another note to burn; What’s so dang funny about what eArThworm said??? And lastly, a special note to Liteshoe; Remember that 12 foot cherry tree I promised you for your new house?? Well, it just turned into a 2 foot alder!! Oh yeah, remember that picture Miss Janet gave me of you??? I made copies!!! :cheers
Stum…I mean Anonymous
Hey, now… you know that picture will just prove that you are a BLUE BLAZER… You don’t want THAT to get around, now do you? You have survived the pink panties thing but I don’t know if you would survive having that pic floating around… after all, you can’t see the face so you can’t really prove who it is! Be careful a reputation is a bad thing to ruin!
Miss Janet
StumAnon says:
“2: From the looks of the fascial hair, I would guess it was Jan Liteshoe. She’s been known to cause mischief every now and then.”
Stumpo, you’ve been on the trail a good while now, this is understandable but have you forgotten the distinction between facial hair (I mean “fascial hair”) and mischief?
Fascial (sic) hair grows ON your head (well, on some people’s heads it does anyway) and mischief grows IN your head. Take notes here.
PS There are faces and then there are “faces.”
Wayah Bald?
Oh yeah:
" 5; There’s no backpack…Ol’ Stumpknocker almost always carries a backpack. :-)) "
Since when?
FT Bus Driver