You might be a hiker if

imported
#1

you have eaten your weight in ramen.

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#2

you pulled up this trail forum :smokin

Train

#3

YOU MIGHT BE A THRU HIKER IF YOU NO HOW MANY MILES YOUR GOING TO GET OUT OF YOUR NEXT PAIR OF SHOES MUHAHAHAHA

reststop

#4

If you have ever gotten arm-pit hair zipped in the under arm vents of your rain jacket.

hiker-maybe?

#5

you’ve gone 12 days without a shower and besides a slight itch on your head you don’t really feel all that dirty…

Apple Pie

#6

You’ve ever wandered how much the label in your underwear weighs.

Matt

#7

You know how much the label in your underwear weighs!

Matt

#8

You hike three days straight with Jeff Foxworthy’s annoying voice in your head saying “You Might Be A Hiker If …”

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#9

You can identify all of your friends by their shoe prints.

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#10

You only have one friend. However, you can identify his shoe print!

TC

#11

If your friends can identify you by your stench.

Nimblefoot

#12

you would rather sh*t in the woods…

Spider

#13

You hike with someone you just met on the trail for 10 days and never learn their real name.

roadrunner

#14

If you’ve been reading this thread and wondering how it applies to garden variety “hikers.”

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#15

You split a watermellon and hotel room 3 people you’ve just known on the trail for 10 days, and never learn their real name.

spider

#16

If your toe nails do not get a chance to grow back == If the only thing you think about is the GREAT times you had on your thru hikes and why can’t work be the same == If you can not go one day without talking about hiking to at least one person == This list could go on for miles maybe all the way from GA 2 ME == HAPPY NEW YEARS to all my GREAT hiking friends out there I miss you all !!!

Brother Buzz

#17

When back in civilization, all your stories start sounding like the girl on American Pie - “And there was this one time…”

Blue

#18

You still put everything in zip locks!!

Papa Smurf

#19

…after a week off from work (and therefore a week without shaving!), you look in the mirror and suddenly feel nostalgic.

Leki-Less